02 / The game
Buy one stapler. Survive five departments.
You have £12. The supplier has a discovery process. Get to checkout before your patience runs out.
A fictional purchase. No payment. No personal details.

The world’s most overqualified stapler.
Bureaucracy™ / Enterprise staplingFree to play
0 / 5 hurdles60.0s
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One stapler.
Five ways to lose your will to live.
Find the price. Escape the gate. Survive the form. Book the slot. Get the thing.
Wrong turns cost 3 seconds. Finish faster than your colleague.
The useful bit
The point behind the play
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